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Zuck, Tom and Tila in Fiery Love Triangle?

Posted on December 7, 2007
Filed Under Valley Drama |

Rumors have been circulating that Mark Zuckerberg, Tom Anderson and Tila Tequila are involved in a passionate love triangle. I previously blew off these rumors as being completely absurd but as I learned more, it started looking more probable:

• Tom Anderson .
• According to the Boston Globe, and one source who asked not to be named has claimed when the Zuck went to Hong Kong to close the $60 million investment deal with billionaire Li Ka-shing “that wasn’t the only happy ending he left with.”
• Tila Tequila was recently outed as a closet heterosexual.

This alone, however, is all circumstantial. The smoking gun did not come until the following were sent to me earlier by a reader who identified himself only as The Azn Sensation:

The Azn Sensation: “Tila invited Mark and Tom to a party right after Facebook announced Social Ads. Mark was on top of the world and the man of the hour. He and Tila were having a blast and getting pretty hot and heavy while Tom was forced to sit on the wall and watch. At about 1 a.m. Mark and Tila left and Tom was furious.”

The Azn Sensation: “Mark initially forgot to opt-out of Project Beacon and this screenshot was taken on November 7, the day after he met Tila and before he realized that all of his purchases were being shared publicly. When he saw that his purchases were on his profile he went into a tirade. He woke Adam D’Angelo up at 3 am, called him into the office and was heard yelling ‘I’m the f*cking CEO bitch…get this sh*t off my motherf*ckin’ profile!’”

While it appears that Mark has the upper hand right now, don’t count Tom out. MySpace is, after all, where Tila got her start and Facebook’s investors are apparently putting pressure on Mark to not only make things right with Project Beacon, but to stop spending his weekends with Tila.

Finally, I can reveal that when Tila was in Amsterdam for DramaFest 2007, the speaker she spent her nights with was not Tom. I cannot divulge which of the speakers she did cozy up to. After all, what happens at DramaFest stays at DramaFest.

Legal disclaimer from my attorneys at Dewey, Cheetum & Howe LLP: The content of posts in the Valley Drama category of The Drama 2.0 Show is parody and should be treated as such. Bitches.

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